Monday, December 14, 2009

Rash That Looks Scratches

My apologies ...

I ask forgiveness. Pardon to
Square-Enix and forgiveness to Ninja Team . I booed without measuring the extent of your talent.
Lightning is beautiful. Rachel is beautiful. Ayane is beautiful. Your characters are beautiful, well proportioned and well animated.

I say this because the demo Dante's Inferno is available on the U.S. PSN store. How not want to succumb to a clone of God of War sold by Tracy Espeleta , eh?

Oh my eyes, my poor eyes!

This game is probably what has made UGLIEST on the PS3 to date!

The textures are just im-worlds, the characters even less well modeled than those comics you Found on incest.com Poser4 and stink for miles, just watch the game gives you already want to delete it before even taking the controller in hand. I have NEVER seen a horrible character modeling on this generation. Oh yeah, I'm pooped on White Knight Chronicles , but then I withdraw everything I said, compared to models of Dante's Inferno the Level5 guys are the real Michelangelo.

Whether the hero, his girlfriend (uglier you die), monsters, NOTHING saves this game graphically.

Then you start to play and the first scene you understand the concern: the camera sucks. No, but God is not possible, guys! BUT FUCKING SHIT, WHAT! You've played God of War on PS2! What is your problem? You have not understood how one uses a camera?

Then you fight against death. Death and beg you not to finish it. I repeat: THE DEATH BEGGING you!
But damn funny but it's a game, then? Be warned, guys!
But the thing that makes you not laugh at all, but then NOT. OF. EVERYTHING is that your fight against Death happens on a platform naked, with a texture so rotten that I was doing better with Bryce4 on Windows98. The background is a kind of. Gif of space and detail that you calm direct is icons QTE sequences.
Dude, not only the icons are misplaced and thus hardly visible, but increasingly they are very very ugly .
It means that there are people who program games on PS3 and are not even fucking draw nice icons, taff base of any guy who has worked in Photoshop one day in his life.
Do you go up the extent of the disaster?
We have people who are suddenly bassinnent videos for months that their game will be bomb ball, which will compete with God of War and even on the minimum they are already being swept by the first settler God of War on PS2.

How can we do that? What is drive of these people, the thing that they believe in what they do not then it takes ten seconds to realize that what they do is beneath contempt ?

I want to explain.

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